An Excerpt from Malicious Mischief by Marianne Harden

Malicious Mischief
by Marianne Harden

We are delighted to welcome mystery author Marianne Harden to Omnimystery News today.

Marianne calls her first in a new series Malicious Mischief (Entangled Select; October 2013 trade paperback and ebook formats) a "humorous mystery with a splash of romance", and we are pleased to introduce you to it with a excerpt.

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I TOOK OFF IN A RUN, THE FIRE SWELLING around me in a wide circle. As I drew near, Zach recovered enough to fish out the fire extinguisher from among the trash bags. He stumbled back, pulled the safety pin, and squeezed the handle. The force threw him to the ground.
 I tried to grab the extinguisher but he fought me off. "Get the hell out of here."
 I tried again. This time I managed a better grip and yanked it free. Budding raindrops had me scanning the sky as I smothered the fire with dry foam. I barely took in the wet against my skin as the rain swelled to a downpour. Then out the tail of my eye, I saw something unbelievable: Zach shaking with laughter. I blinked, turned. His eyes were glued to my backside.
 My mind was already shrieking when I twisted for a glimpse. The fire had left my skirt a no-show over my ass, and the scarcity of my pink thong made it a shiny moonbeam.
 Arrgh.
 Zach climbed to his feet, shrugged off his jacket, and tied the sleeves around my waist.
 "Could this morning get any worse?" I asked, sighing.
 Bad thing, questioning fate. I heard a loud gasp. My lifting gaze tracked Solo's raised and pointing finger as he drew near in hurried steps. A hairy forearm hung out of the van. By the age spots, I knew it was a senior, almost certainly male. A round scar, silver dollar size and ugly, marred the back of his hand. It was familiar, yet no other thoughts gelled together.
 Zach rushed to the van. Solo froze, his finger still suspended. My head filled with a boatload of promises to God as Zach lifted the man's limp wrist. I started praying big time, pondering and zeroing in on my worst habit. I mumbled bargaining words about not screwing up at work for a day, maybe two days if the G-man needed a bigger carrot. Please don't let the guy be dead.
 "Alive?" I didn't blink, couldn't.
 Zach shook his head, pushed aside the trash bags, and leaned in. "He's an old dude, small and bald. He has a mustache and white beard. And he's very dead."
 My mind clicked. A Nazi bullet had caused the scar. "It's Otto Weiner, isn't it?"
 "The Jewish guy from FoY?" Zach asked. "The one who wears the beanie?"
 "Kippah," I said, and drew his puzzled gaze. "It's called a kippah."
 "He isn't wearing one now, but it's him. It looks like he suffocated. A plastic bag is taped over his head."
 I stared blindly at the ground. I heard a squeak like a chew toy and cut my gaze to Solo. His eyes were bright like doppelganger comets.
 "I've heard baking soda helps, or rubbing alcohol." Not only could I not bring myself to believe Otto Weiner was dead in the van, but I was babbling like a stooge.
 Solo wagged his finger. "Rylie, this is bad, really bad. What if they think you did it because of that fight?"
 I sucked in air; it froze in my throat.
 "That's ridiculous," Zach told him. "What fight? Rylie never fights."
 I inched my eyes his way. "I might have once."
 "With who?" Zach wanted to know.
 My ears rang so loud they ached. "Otto Weiner."

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Marianne Harden

Marianne Harden loves a good laugh. So much so, she cannot stop humor from spilling into her books. Over the years she has backpacked through the wilds of Australia, explored the exotics of Asia, soaked up the sun in the Caribbean, and delighted in the historic riches of Europe. Her goals in life are simple: do more good than harm and someday master the do-not-mess-with-me look. She divides her time between Switzerland and Washington State where she lives with her husband and two children.

For more information about the author and her work, please visit her website at MarianneHarden.com or find her on Facebook and Twitter.

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Malicious Mischief
Marianne Harden
A Rylie Keyes Mystery

Is it strange to have the unemployment office on speed dial? Not for twenty-four-year-old college dropout Rylie Keyes. Her current job at a small retirement home is worlds more important than all her past gigs, though: if she loses this one, she won't be able to stop the forced sale of her and her grandfather's home, a house that has been in the family for ages. But keeping her job means figuring out the truth about a senior citizen who was found murdered while in her care. Explain that one, Miss Keyes.

The late Otto Weiner was thought to be a penniless Nazi concentration camp survivor with a silly grudge against Rylie. However, Otto was not a liked man by any means, and his enemies will stop at nothing to keep their part in his murder secret.

Forced to dust off the PI training she has to keep hidden from her ex-detective grandfather, Rylie must align with a circus-bike-wheeling Samoan while juggling the attention of two very hot cops who each get her all hot and bothered for very different reasons. And as she trudges through this new realm of perseverance, she has no idea that along the way she just might win, or lose, a little piece of her heart.

        

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